Seen on Sepia Mutiny: Raising Desi is a group of young desi film-makers who have come up with several funny short clips. One of their clips is entitled the Desi OC and the following are lessons that Sepia Mutiny says you learn after watching it:
Dating While Desi Rules (For Guys)
- If you get a desi girl's number - three day rule is out. Call the next day if an ABCD girl. But if a FOB girl, you have to pace out with e-mails and phone calls.
- If she asks you what you do, where your family comes from and stuff, she's no good. She's grading you to see if you meets up to her social standards.
Dating While Desi Rules (For Girls)
- Make sure to make the guy chase you a little bit and space things out accordingly.
- Go to the bases three times slower with a desi guy than you would with a non-desi.
- Never tell a desi guy that you are really a doctor (or an engineer, or a lawyer). Instead, lie with a less 'threatening' career.
- Don't date a jobless bum. Or desi doctors.
And on to the video:
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