Desi Videos

My Heart Will Go On

Remember the movie Titanic? Yea good movie. I did not like it. I watched it two times. It is such a long movie to watch in one sitting, and when I watched it the first time, it was one sitting so I was about to kill myself as it was ending. When I watched it again on VHS, it was actually nice. And lets not forget Rose DeWitt Bukater and the boobies! I was surprised a PG-13 movie showed boobies! My virgin eyes! Doesn't boobies result in an automatic Rated R? Who does these ratings anyway? I still remember South Park The Movie, when I went to watch it, there were little 7 year olds in that theater, that movie should have been rated NR-17. And they blame videogames for fucking up the kids? I still blame and will continue to blame irresponsible parents. Man I've ranted to much today, sorry. Enjoy the boobies and the clip.

I know Celine Dion did the singing. But who wrote the song? She's cute! Well here is the lyrics for the song My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion.

Every night in my dreams
I see you. I feel you.
That is how I know you go on.

Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you go on.

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

Love can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never let go till we're gone

Love was when I loved you
One true time I hold to
In my life we'll always go on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

There is some love that will not
go away

You're here, there's nothing I fear,
And I know that my heart will go on
We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

Probably a good song to use if you ever decide to make a mix tape for that special someone. Does anyone even make mix tapes? It's all CDs now right? I think mixed CDs are so cheap! You just pick songs you like, and put in a blank CD, and hit the burn button. POOF! In the old days, mixed CDs took time! Girls, if a guy ever guys you a mixed CD, give it back to them and ask for a mixed tape instead :-P

Desi Girls Try a Prank Call

Dear Desi Girls,

Is this suppose to be funny? Maybe my funny bone broke? I'm not sure. The girls sound like they're having a jolly good time.

Yea... all you wonderful desi ladies out there, please stick to doing sexy webcam shows. Thank you.

Sincerly,
A guy that isn't laughing -_-

Desi Underworld

Underworld wasn't that bad of a movie. Kate Beckinsale is so purdy. Don't you agree? You are gay if you don't! Not to mention she looked killer in that leather outfit. I saw both Underworld and Underworld Evolution, they were both okay. I can't really pick a favorite. Maybe Evolution because of the scene in the mountains and in the warehouse, that was definitely hot. Well enjoy this desi dubbed version of a scene from Underworld. I need to check out the Underworld Evolution game I ran across on the official website.

Rajiv Satyal

Clip of Rajiv Satyal opening up for Russell Peters. Pretty funny guy.

Taal Ishq Bina

Was Taal a nice movie? I remember looking at the cover and thinking "man she looks hot, I need to see it!" but I never got around to it. But I did manage to listen to a few songs from the video.

Kisike ishq ke vaade kahin hum tod aaye hain
Magar ye dil ye jaan shaayad vahin hum chhod aaye hain

Ishq bina ishq bina
Ishq bina kya jeena yaaron
Ishq bina kya marna
Ishq bina kya jeena yaaron
Ishq bina kya marna
Marna

Ishq
Ishq
Ishq
Ishq
Gud se meetha
Imli se khatta
Vaada ya pakka
Dhaaga ye kachcha
Ishq

Gud se meetha ishq
Imli se khatta ishq
Vaada ya pakka
Dhaaga ye kachcha ishq

Isse pehle is raste mein kitne hi mehboob gaye hain
Isse pehle is raste mein kitne hi mehboob gaye hain
Raste mein dariya hai koi
Raste mein dariya hai koi jisme saare doob gaye hain
Har sach se sachcha
Har jhooth se jhootha
Vaada ya pakka
Dhaaga ye kachcha ishq

Ishq bina main ishq bina
Ishq bina ishq bina
Ishq bina main ishq bina
Ishq bina ishq bina

Ishq bina kya jeena yaaron
Ishq bina kya marna yaaron

Ishq bina kya jeena yaaron
Ishq bina kya marna yaaron
Ishq bina ishq bina
Ishq bina ishq bina
Ishq bina ishq bina
Ishq bina ishq bina

Ishq bina kya jeena yaaron
Ishq bina kya marna yaaron
Ishq bina ishq bina

Fight Brothers

I think this is the last video from the JR Productions, I'm not sure what came out first, but this Mortal Kombat spoof probably wasn't their best work. But at leastMonday Night Mayhem wasn't bad. I really hope there's more JR Production videos out there, or I'll be unaffected.

I didn't bother to categorize this as funny, because it was lame. Sameer, add a lame category please!

Daniel Nainan the Japindian Comedian

Move over Russel, and say Hi to Daniel Nainan. Maybe it's because I've seen Russel a few times, so I don't find him as funny as I use to. But Daniel is pretty funny, he does take a crack at the names with ! marks. Holy Cow!

They both did a show at the Apollo Theater on the 13th? Damn I wish I knew earlier.

D.J. Doll Kanta Laga Remix

Is DJ Doll really hot? Compared to most of Bollywood, to me she's not. Maybe the picture I saw was bad? Anyone have any decent pictures? That's the only one I found, and maybe she just looks blah in the picture? And also in the video. Who knows, maybe it's just me. If she has any sex appeal, it went right over my head. Like WHOOSH right over my head! I don't mind watching the video as long as I don't watch it more then once a week, and I'm not looking at the screen while the video is playing.

Indian Comedy

A Indian comedy show? This isn't your English speaking Indian cracking jokes (Russel Peters), actual Indian comedian. I don't get anything, anyone understand Hindi? Is he really funny?

60 Minutes Feature on IIT

CBS's long standing 60 Minutes news program did a story on India's IITs (Indian Institute of Technology) a few years back. The story may be a few years old but is still very relevant. IIT students are India's best in science & math, and that's pretty impressive coming from a country of one billion people who for the most part are pretty darn good with science & math. The admissions rate is a measly 2% and IIT applicants often use American schools such as MIT as a backup.

The story's main theme is that India's top import to the USA are IIT grads who more often than not head to the USA for jobs (although this has been changing in the last 2 years). As a reaction, some in India feel that IIT funding should be curtailed because Indian money is being spent to subsidize education for students who are fleeing India. IIT supporters such as Narayana Murthy the founder of Infosys, which is by far the top tech company in India, very much disagree. As a side note he makes an interesting comment that even his own son Rohan Murty, who was in several of my classes at Cornell, could not get into CS at IIT so instead had to go to Cornell.

If the video gets taken off youtube, check out the transcript and accompanying article.